CELL BLOCK TANGO
Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, SamcedesGlee had it coming
Glee had it coming
Glee only had itself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!You know how producers
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Ryan.
Ryan liked to ship Finchel.
No, not ship STAN.
Well, I came home this one day
And I am really irritated, and
I just want to watch my OTP
and there’s Ryan writing
bad scripts, producing the show
and shippin’. No, not shippin’.
Stannin’. So, I said to him,
I said, “Ryan, you stan that
Finchel one more time…”
and he did.
So I took the shotgun off the wall
and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a good show
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!Finchel, Klaine, Brittana, Sugary
Quoe, SamcedesNow, I’m sitting in the living room
preparing to watch television after dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my jailer Glee,
in a jealous rage.
“You been watching other shows,”
Glee says. Glee was crazy
and Glee kept screamin’,
“You been watching other shows.”
And then Glee ran into my knife.
Glee ran into my knife ten times!The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumGlee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
Glee had it comin’
All along
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
That we were wrong?
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If you were dying to know WHAT WAS IN TH E DAMN BOX. Read on. The most adorable Klaine scene ever was arguably left on the cutting room floor. You had a semi-proposal, a recital of what could be Blaine’s wedding vows, cute meta on how Kurt affords his trendy ensembles, a reference to the couple “taking it to another level”, Blaine pledging to kiss Kurt whenever and wherever he wants. It’s a real love scene between these two boys, and to be honest, it makes me wonder if it was FOX’s Big Red Pen that was responsible for the scene being cut.
There seemed to be a conscious effort, after the controversial virginity episode “The First Time” aired, to cut back on public displays of affection between the queer couples. My theory is that after some groups complained about “The First Time” coupled with Glee’s declining ratings, the network went all “No Homo” on Glee producers. I’m not a conspiracy theorist generally, but you’ve got to wonder what’s going on when the hetero couple, Finn and Rachel are constantly sucking face on screen, while Kurt and Blaine and Brittany and Santana rarely kiss, except in a couple of “very special” episodes. Hm.
There were a couple of other PDA type exchanges cut from the episode apart from the box scene. The writers are penning scenes for the gay couples that don’t make it to the final cut. This is the show that has a reputation for being pro-queer and groundbreaking…yet it appears to be censoring their writers? Something is seriously wrong right here.
” — Glee: Kurt and Blaine “Extraordinary Merry Christmas Box Scene Revealed - mjsbigblog (via staceysthings)(via nicolfer)
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Exactly. It’s not even just the comments and the writing style, it’s also the lay out that really annoys me. I mean, I know it’s a choice, but I prefer names in bold, comments in italic, etc.
To make clearer what is what, yes. Thank you.
If it wasn’t for the fact that the dialogue is in the middle of the page I would be very confused…
good thing it was cut….i guess?
Well it still sucks that they cut a scene between one of the two healthy couples on Glee but I probably wouldn’t have liked it that much.
The Glee writers are just…..
Lately they ignore the character’s nature in favor of a storyline.
Yes, Kurt likes fashion. No, Kurt is smart and would not have bet on the auction.
They are like fanfiction characters that as soon as they are near each other forget that they have actual natures and become this sappy “I have no other emotions than hearty eyes and stupid remarks” characters.
And it annoys me that RIB+ makes them like that.
In season 2 they were still normal rational people when they talked to each other. UGH I’m so frustrated.
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Thank you, I agree. It looks really unproffesional to me. I write musical scripts for a living, and if I would write like this I’d have no job I’m sure..
I don’t write them I only read them, but a lot of them, and I have to translate comments so I know what parts are good and which are bad… and even I can see that the Glee skripts kinda… suck.
Like really, it mostly reminds me of those fanfiction that are written poorly but get a lot of attention because of numberous fan services.
It really shows how good the cast are though that they can still pull it off. lol